on girls...

OK guys, i'm gonna give you some credit here: girls do have very complicated emotions, which if you break down arn't so very complicated after all.

Its kinda like the color scale. You ask a boy what color something is, it's red. Maybe dark red, but red..... You ask a girl the same question: it's mahogany, or maybe scarlett, with a hint of rouge. Our emotions are the same way.

For the most part boys had the pretty basic emotions: happy, sad, hateful, tired, aggressive etc.. You can pretty much tell whats going on cuz guys don't tend to hide their emotions but feel free to let the whole world know. (Even when sometimes they really just need to shut their faces).

Girls on the other hand to have shades of happy, sad, angry, etc. but its never one pure color, it's been a good b/c someone of the male species has been noticing them more than usual, but there's been hints of stress from other, maybe parental sources...

Now the funniest part is when guys are added to the blend of girls' emotions! It makes me laugh how so many girls react in a combonation or maybe all three of the following ways.
1) We talk loudly. More than usually. I know, i know, this never works, but somehow we think the louder we talk, the more the guy will notice us.
2)Everyone becomes our best friend. We may even go out of our way to IGNORE the targeted male, just to talk to a friend and loudly proclaim something to the effect of, "HI!! HOW ARE YOU DOING!!" Accompanied with a loud laugh at everything the friend says, even if it's not funny at all.
3) We read into EVERYTHING! and i mean EVERYTHING! Any little smile, few words, guys you wouldn't believe the stupid things we justify in our brains to mean that a guy likes us. And then when we realize that the guy does NOT like us, we get so depressed, and it's just moode swings from then on out!
note: this is only if we like someone, not always, and everyone's different.
Soooo, unless we can get girls to never like guys again, guys to never like girls again, and end hormones, sorry guys, but girls will always be moody. Now yes, girls who are reading this it is OUR responsibility to overcome those emotions, and with God's help i have good news: we can do it! (cheers from the guys).

But still it wouldn't hurt for every guy to join the monestary... ;)

Finnishing well...

So much emphasis is put on beginning and ending well, it's as if they already expect us to do poorly and be lazy. 'ok we know you're not going to work hard, so just pretend that you want to begin well, slack off throughout the year, and in the last few weeks of school remember that if your GPA isn't high enough you'll spend the rest of your life working at burger king.'
So come the beginning of August we get bused off to play gross games and make the decision to pray about trying to have a 'really great year!'. Then we attend school for a week where we learn repeatedly class guidlines, rules, and grading scales, we take a trip to Bob Jones, Washington D.C., singing tours, Senior trip, sports trips, snow days, fog days, 1/2 days and just the days we really don't feel like being at school, or working hard. (a total of 179 days).
Then that one day not included is the chapel in which we decide, to think about trying to finish off the year well!

note: this was a slight exaggeration, no this is NOT a red flag that i am going to go kill myself!!

Have a really great summer!

Anorexic, Bulemic or obese?

No this isn't about food!
I was thinking about the way some people relate to guys (or girls) and it's surprisingly comparable to eating disorders.
People that are 'obese' take whom ever they can get just to make themselves happy. They throw themselves whole-heartedly into a relationship and they when it's over (because it doesn't last long) they get mad at themselves for it, and regret it, but they don't learn their lesson, they just keep on eating!

People that are 'Bulemic' are some of the most selfish people I know. They are always hungry for a relationship, with all the benefits they can get out of it. Then when they are tired of the other person they spare themselves the trouble of being hurt and then 'throw up' the other person, or dump them.

The more rare are the 'anorexics' cuz after all, we're all hungry for love. But unlike the disorder this is more of a good thing, or to just have a balance. Sometimes anorexics deprive themselves because they're afraid of getting hurt. Sometimes they know that God has a plan for the future and are willing to wait for dinner.

I tend to be on the anorexic side, (not literally), and I hope all of you who are reading this will not be selfish, but wait for God's timing.
....after all, when you eat before dinner, it ruins your appetite.
But if you wait, as they say, hunger is the best seasoning, and then love will taste the best!!

Senoritis!

It's that time of the year...
Where no one cares about anything school-related anymore...well unfortunaly i hafta leave soon to go take a 4-hour test, known as THE SAT!!!
I know Steph doesn't care, (and many others) but this is like what determines the rest of my life, OK not entirely, just if I get a scholarship so I can afford a good college etc...
I'm actually kinda nervous about it all.
Well, my doom summons me I must go!

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If i could be a chef i'd cook all sorts of gormet meals for famous people and make them all rediculously fat!

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if I could be a priest, i'd make all the catholics pay to confess to me, and then hand them out 'free' tickets to purgatory. JK

if i could be a pet store owner i'd buy all the animals that were supposed to put to sleep and let them run free in my house cuz i always feel sorry for the ones locked up.

if i could be a gardener i'd invent a hybrid of plant that grew pizza on trees.

everyone's been tagged already!
...except:
Will Teat- willteat.blogspot.com