Wednesday, August 10, 2005

i nearly killed my dog today! I had my huge hunk of way too much chocolate (thanks to Joe) in my room, cuz i had randomly eaten like one piece of it last night.

Then i came back today and it was almost all gone, but obviously chewed up. So my mom (i swear mom's can read their children's minds) told me that if Cider died than it was my fault!! So, being too late to go the vet, i got on the internet and had my dog drink a tlbs. of hydrogen peroxide, and sure enough he barfed his guts out all over the house, bless his bowels...

So in the end he was ok, thanks God, ...BUT he was way hyper and was jumping and barking and being obnoxious but cute at the same time. So i took him out for a jog. Mind you i'm in my PJ boxer shorts and a sweatshirt, running my dog aroung the next neighborhood at llpm , and i swear: every single car drove by just to see the show. In the end i think i sweat more than the dog (amazing how those late night jogs burn fat calories...JK) and he yapped and yapped and finally i don't hear him anymore!! yay, only now i can't sleep!

doo dee doo dee doo......

10 Comments:

At 7:14 PM, Blogger yoshi said...

you are dumb...that is all i can bring my self to say inbetween laughing at you stupidity and crying cause i wasted the money on the chocacalte.

btw, don't blame me for your own stupidity. you didn't have to leave the choc were the dog could find it. duh.

 
At 7:20 PM, Blogger julio said...

sorry,, i think its a myth. my cousins had a dog who got into a heuge bag od mini chocolate bars while they were gone. he somehow ripped most of the wrappers off the bars and proceeded to eat the whole bag. the only evedence (besides the choco. on the face and mess in the kitchen) they had that he got into the chocolate was one small peice of wrapping sticking out of a turd. no sickness or physical problems whatsoever.

(speaking of chocolate and turds, i finished off that bag of "elk droppings" today.)

 
At 7:29 PM, Blogger turza said...

Joe, you can't even SPELL chocolate!! But my doggie is at least smart enough to know that after eating 3/4 a chocolate bar to stop and leave the rest cuz his tummy feels bad.

 
At 9:15 AM, Blogger yoshi said...

hello - you are talking to the stoner rum-addict here. of course i can't spell the freakin word. i like to stick to 4 letter words as often as possible.

 
At 6:04 AM, Blogger yoshi said...

why do you insist on blaming me for your own stupid actions? it doesn't make sense. maybe blameshifting is just the female thing to do...like back in eden when it all started....

 
At 12:49 PM, Blogger yoshi said...

that, and that dumb tree that "blew up" and died, and of course the serpent and his dancing girls - that part was kinda weird. i don't remember that being in the bible, but maybe i missed it somewhere....

 
At 12:51 PM, Blogger julio said...

maybe im missing something here,, but maybe if you continue ill be able to catch on.

 
At 8:32 AM, Blogger yoshi said...

we went to a school play somewhere and it was pretty...well...dumb. the only thing it was good for was something to make fun of.

 
At 7:43 AM, Blogger yoshi said...

and i hope i never see anything like it ever again in my entire life

 
At 6:56 AM, Blogger yoshi said...

hey tirzah, why don't you post again?!

 

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