on guys..
OK, although I'm no expert whatsoever (and I'll be the first to admit it) I'm gonna say a little something to guys.
If you're gonna hit on a girl, at least TRY to be smooth!
EX: I was at Walgreens in Colorado and the worker guy at the check out was like:
"can I see your eyes?"
and when I looked up on a non thinking whim...
"Green. I always think girls with green eyes are really cute".
yeh way to be original there...
"How old are you?"
...forget being smooth or tactful, just cut right to the point.
Needless to say I walked out as soon as i had finished paying even though he tried to get me to come back.
Other than that insightful piece of advice, i really have no expertise on giving guys advice, other than girls like to have friends (doesn't everyone) and friends are good (yes thankyou Tirzah, you already said that) as in nothing more. And I would just like to congratulate all my guy friends on being good at being friends! Thanks for being there to let me 'cry on your shoulder', or just to talk to, and even though you can be cruel to harmless little animals, or imature or otherwise annoying, I'm always impressed when you have are kind such as: Joe returning my purse today with out so much as stealing a penny (knock on wood). **sniff**
and that's just the guys, to all my girl pals: you all are the best!! I mean it! I couldn't get through school, the summer, or hardly life at all with out ya! (I just had to add that so you girls wouldn't think i don't appreciate you, cuz ya mean the world to me!).
posted by turza @ 11:58 AM
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17 Comments:
wow, joe took your purse and didnt steal anything? nah, i belive it.
anyway, girls always talk about bad pickup lines, but is there really any good ones? cause its either, youre interested in the guy, or youre not. and if youre not, then no matter what he says, arent you still gonna laugh in his face?
just wondering.
True, Julio, you have a point. I guess it's good that guys get straight to the point, thats nice. But if a girl isn't interested than she'll just make fun of the guy.. oh well.
And although mr. Jose Says he'd be in favor of living in a monestary, he wouldn't last more than a few days with out missing girls or his mommy. (Joe, you know I'm right), just as I would go insane if I had to live with all girls.
so are you saying youre gonna have a co-ed dorm?
co-ed dorm?? What??? I mean live in a world where you have contact with other gender vs. living in a monestary or a convent where you only talk to people of same gender
didnt think you would.
I'm so with ya Rausch about a girl world being fun for about thirty min. (if even that!) Yes boys are funnier, can s-times be jerks, and I'm totally with not dating till 25!
and Dan, I don't know what i'd do without you!!!! :)
most everything just said was totally correct. i hate guys. there are only so many i can even stand,, and certainly alot less that i'd call friend. guys can be fun,, if we're bored. then we make our fun. but girls are easier to talk to. even just carry on a conversation.
i like girls.
Ha, ha, ha! you guys (and girls) crack me up!! Rausch, I am so totally with you!!! I would definately not like any girls if I was a guy! Girls can be so.... I don't know- moody, annoying, clingy, back-stabbing
where as guys are so easy going, and it takes alot to get them upset (in general... well, Joel Benson...) and are most always there for you.
But then again for like the fifth time, I wouldn't survive without all my girl friends.
Yes, Thurs. was sooo funny!! ha, ha, Dan, I'm forever indebted to you!
I just DONT UNDERSTAND GAY PEOPLE!!
girls talk trash about guys when theyre alone? maybe girls are just plain meaner than guys. or at least me and my friends,,,
or at least meaner than*
ok, i obviously need to clear something up. i said i would'nt mind being the groundskeeper of a convent. think bout it, hombres - theres tons of girls all around you. you get to "view the scenery" while you "work". (although these days, the only ladies in convents are 75 plus - or 175 plus. eww -don't want to think about it.
about the monestery, if you are only a friar, you are not bound to abstinance. i learned that from watching vanhelsing. a good movie. i think so.
i think it would be cool t start a rogue mopnestary where the monks dress the same way, but they have rock bands playing along with their freakin awesome gregorian chants. the monks would skate (board or rollerblade) in thier robes and would do cool stuff like paintball and airsoft and water baloon fights. i guess the only think that would be the same as a normal monestery would be the would live in a sweet monestery (ya know, the ones make out of solid stone with the solid wood doors.) they would worship god and be scholars. they would help the poor. and they would sing. they would just be upgraided. to the punk era. booya.
i like how you think joe.
it makes so much sense to those of the male orientation.
we could start one! you'd be father joe and and id be father jared. maybe we could all have mohawks. that'd be in place of the bald guys. can you picture those monk in orange with mohawks! theyd look awsome!
the ones in orange are feakin budhists. no offense to any who worship the enlightened one.
we would wear brown and black robes. that would totally kick butt. i wanna do it.
i think mohawks would go awsome with the buddist's robes
sorry, man - i'm not diggin the orange robes. black or brown - thats how its gotta be. and i will forbid any bruning of incense in my monestery. my brother does it all the time and it annoys the heck out of me.
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